Kunt And The Gang - You're Going To Die lyrics

D'yknow your hair keeps growing after you die
And your nails keep growing too
But then the worms come along
And they eat your eyes
And that's the end of you
There's no point crying, or moping around
Cause the one thing we all share
Is in 80 years we'll be an untended grave
With a rotted corpse down there

Cause you're going to die
You're going to die
I don't know how, or when or why
But you're going to die
All I know is your life will end, my friend
And the worms will start eating your eyes
Then you'll fade out of people's memories
Quite shortly after you die

You might die in a lonely alley
You might die in a public place
In the middle of town
With a crowd gathered round
Watching the blood drain from
Your lifeless face
You might burn to death in the wreck of a car
You might die from a blow to the head
You might drown on a negligent ferry
Or be murdered in your bed

But you're going to die you're going to die
I don't know how, or when or why
But you're going to die
You can cram your face full
Of Botox and fillers
But the truth is, you're living a lie
You're denying the facts
Painting over the cracks
Because you're going to die

You might get cancer grow inside your bones
You might die in a flat all alone
They'll find you as a skeleton
Still holding a cup in an armchair with your
Christmas decorations still up
You might die at the hands
Of an angel of death
Like Beverley Allitt, or Doctor Shipman
But it's far more likely statistics say
You'll just die in your kip, man

You might die like Michael Hutchence
Cause a wank's no longer enough
You might die like poor Jade Goody
With a tumour up your hairy muff
You might get shot on your doorstep
Like Jill Dando
And they never find the proof
Or you might die like Rod Hull and Emu
Falling off a roof

But you're going to die you're going to die
I don't know how, or when or why
But you're going to die
You might believe in God and heaven
But there's no-one up there in the sky
Cause when you croak all there
Is is blackness and nothing
Because you're going to die

Oh fuck and so am I