Kyle Rencher - Please leave the house lyrics

Ooh my grandma (media) just arrived
At the house
Though this may seem like a regular
Family event no one knows why she’s here so
She just needs to leave

Why won’t this bitch leave
It’s been forever, bruh, or, atleast, that’s
What it feels like

I check the time okay it’s been 10 minutes
She seems to be striking
Up some conversations but it got weird
When she just started sitting
There doin’ nothin’

Why won’t this bitch leave
It’s been forever, bruh, or, atleast, that’s
What it feels like

What the fuck bro, it’s been 2 hours
And shе’s just sitting here doing nothin’
I’m begging that shе’ll just leave
But she just sit's there

Why won’t this bitch leave it’s been forever

This shit is out of control
It’s been 4 fucking hours
And 4 fucking verses
And she’s still not gone
She’s still just sittin’ there doin’ nothing
Like bruh just leave
My Soul begs for you to leave

Why won’t this bitch leave it’s been forever

Fuck this shit bro, it’s been 6 hours
I’ve had it but I don’t
Want to be disrespectful
So I run to the bathroom
And stay there for a long time
Hoping she’ll accept defeat
And just fucking leave
But she doesn’t for some reason

Why won’t this bitch leave it’s been forever

In the bathroom i sit and
Do nothing
Until finally after who knows-how-long
(4 hours)
She finally yells KYLE WHERE ARE YOU!
I’m in the bathroom! I yell
Why is she still fucking here
Also for emphasis
It’s been 8 hours since she arrived

Why won’t this bitch leave it’s been forever

I come out of the bathroom
And she finally leaves after 10
Fucking hours, I’m relieved
But she doesn’t know

She finally left the house

Woo