Lil Wayne - IANAHB lyrics

Lighter flick yeah
Yeah

I'm in the crib butt naked, bitch
She say my dick could be
The next Black president
Americans hate that I'm American
Medicine, I treat it like peppermints
Ugh, I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy
Shoot you in your fucking mouth and
Make you talk to me
Yeah, sometimes, I need someone to talk to
'Cause I am not a human being part two!
Getting paid show money for walkthroughs
Letting all these hoes ride my dick: carpool
My bars passed the bar exam, no law school
Cash Money Army, veteran with my war wounds
Ugh, what your man doing?
I pop his motherfucking top
Like a canned good and all my niggas that I
Roll with are hella armed
And last night, I took a transformer
And had a dream that my
Dick turned to Megatron
But my girl was sleeping with Decepticons
Money talks, man, and mine talk lecture-long
P-U-S-S-Y: my second home
I be grinding on them hoes like a half-pipe
She say, "Tunechi
You the shit you need your ass wiped"
I say, "Before you gas me up
Check the gas price"
Then I make her take this dick like advice
Hahaha
She seesaw it, she suck it and enjoy it
I stick it in her ass
Like some fucking steroids
Jose Canseco, make no mistake
Like a white boy wearing black paint
You're a fake-ass nigga
Brake pads, nigga, wait
You ain't in my weight class, nigga
Looking for the motherfucking man
In the mirror
Running this shit like a faucet: Farrah
Barra-cuda, who the fuck you are?
I can make your bitch root for
Me like I grew her
Bodies in the sewer, tampons in manure
Ninety billion bitches on my
Stick like a skewer, that's swag
I'm a true Blood, bitch, no fangs
Been went pro, now I'm going pro pane
Tell a bitch, "Get off me!" Bitch
Get off me!
I got her over here blowing me like coffee
Decaffeinated, hand me that paper
Like I graduated
And I get head while it's decapitated, haha
Think it's a game? Nigga, come play
I'm with my killer Bs, fuck bug spray
Yeah, Young Money so gangsta
I personally know strangers, it's so strange
But this girl named Dana like to go anal
Shoot him in his head
What's that? A no-brainer
Plain ol' nigga, but a break from the norm
I wear my heart on my sleeve
So don't be breaking my arm
I'd rather wring your fucking neck
Before I ring the alarm
I dream to meet a serial killer
That'll bring me along with him
I gotta hit 'em like redbones with long hair
Fuck with me
Your ass is grass get a lawn chair
I was fucking before my
Dick started growing hair
Bitches sweating me like John
Mayer or warm air man nuts and bananas
You know how the tables turn
Where are your table manners? If you fake
Put a egg in your shoe and scramble
No rubber, I just fucked this piano, nigga!

Lew! Do you!
Whoa! Turn it up!
Mm! Yeah!
Hello World! As I always say
I am not
A human being 2