Mac Lethal - 400 Words in 1 Minute (Fast Rap) lyrics

Oh shit, I got a new
Challenge! Somebody said: "Hey, Mac
Can you rap three hundred words
In one minute?" and I was like: "I can
Rap four hundred words in one minute"
Check it out! yeah!

I got a brand new challenge
Everybody told me
I should grab the microphone and cut
It open with my talons
I take a sharpie tagging
Your medulla oblangatta
I was screwing with your mama
I'm asuming I'm your father
See a lot of people copying my
Videos and holding up a iPhone
When they rapping trying to do it like I do
I'm giving a middle finger to the universe
I’m sicker than fuck
Quick when I bust, putting voodoo inside you
I gotta spit four hundred words
In under a minute
Fuckin' exquisite when I am bustin'
Ridiculous type of raps, bro'
Walk across a tight rope forty thousand
Feet up in the sky
While smoking on a stogie in
My slippers and bath robe
I'm bringing a little terror
To your mental state i hit you in your lungs
Until you start to hyperventilate
Cuz life is always better with
A double IPA and
Mashed potatoes sitting right next
To your steak
Up on your mother fucking dinner plate
For all the people arguing on social media
About the quickest rapper in the world
You better know it's me, my friend
I am puffin' on some
Denver Colorado marijuana
You can say that I'm a hippy cuz I
Swear to God that trees are friends
You faker than the butt on Khloe K
You fucker go away
You're parked up in a fire zone
Your truck is getting towed away
They gotta break the hydrant and
Exterminate the heat I'm spitting
Shout to Danny Grooves because he fuckin'
Made the beat I'm ripping i'm José Altuve
I am fuckin' little when I
Am swinging my bat at the middle
Mac is so mental rapping subliminal facts
And attacking with criminal acts in
The back of a rental
Like I'm Patrick Bateman hackin'
With an axe, i crack your temple
Grab the microphone and get to choppin'
Like a semi automatic weapon
Poppin' it will damage your skull
And if I ever cannot pay my bills off rapping
I'll walk in the store and steal a
Bunch of shit like I'm LiAngelo Ball
God damn, man, people are quite dumb
Somebody give me one reason that Rice Gum
Is famous I made this poison
Drink it and die son
I'm God, Jesus is my son huh, Hallaluejah
I’ll take your little credit card and
Stab you right in the medulla
Cuz you ain't got a motherfuckin' soul
You a loser
I'm the greatest rap YouTuber, booya

Oh shit, one minute and three seconds! Well
Guess what: that was
Four hundred and sixteen words! I
Think we did it
Carrot! Say: "Yes" or don't