Mac Lethal - Know it All lyrics

I know a girl that blows weed
Smoke in her newborn baby's face
She swears that he loves the taste
I know a guy that gets drunk
Til his ass can't stand
Every time he calls I tell
Him I already got plans (god damn)
I know a stripper that's
Intelligent and swell
But her life's in developmental hell
I know a
I know I got another record I can sell
But I'll probably get indefinitely shelved
(word?)

I know a girl with an
Artist trapped deeply inside her
She provides for herself
She don't need you to like her
She dresses like a famous portrait
She talks like an angel with
The makeup of dangerous torment
She don't wanna get married
She wanna get carried away
And figure out how to display all
The things she wants to say
She would try to paint
But she don't got the patience that
It looks like it takes (oh no)
Plus her thoughts are too colorful
To fit inside a picture
Her spirit is the genuine elixir
Her personality is such a brilliant
Fucking work of art
She's a devil with a sensitive heart
She don't like the boys that feel
Like they gotta be cool
And she don't like the fake
Hoes in Cosmetology school
But one day, she'll show the world
That she's no ordinary, god damn woman

I know a girl that blows weed
Smoke in her newborn baby's face
She swears that he loves the taste
I know a guy that gets drunk
Til his ass can't stand
Every time he calls I tell
Him I already got plans (Goddamn)
I know a cook that's intelligent and swell
But his life's in developmental hell
I know a
I know I got another record I can sell
But I'll probably get indefinitely shelved
(word?)

I know a guy that's a bouncer at a bar
He's got tattoos and scars
On his shoulders and arms
I know a girl that's a cocktail waitress
But she's quittin' soon
She don't know how much longer
She can take this
I know a guy that always thinks he's right
And he wonders why his friends
Are hardly ever in sight
I know a girl that never thinks she's right
And she'd probably marry you
And everything tonight
I know a guy that's afraid to
Get married to his woman
He feels like a cushion
She barely tries to push him
It's not that she's hopin' it moves faster
She just feels ready to open a new chapter
She wants to be a caretaker
But he wants to be free
So she doesn't wanna give that advice
But she doesn't understand how
It's a sick sacrifice
To be loved so gently while
You live half your life
Like, kick back your wife wants
To rub your back
She's a humanitarian, she's not a door mat
Your track record isn't perfect, kiddo
Just stop bein' so judgmental
(let her love you)
She says she's gonna give some
More time to him before she admit's she can
See right through him
And then she'll find a man
That'll invest in a wife
And let the other guy miss her
For the rest of his life

I know a girl that blows weed
Smoke in her newborn baby's face
She swears that he loves the taste
I know a guy that gets drunk
Til his ass can't stand
Every time he calls I tell
Him I already got plans (Goddamn)
I know a drunk that's intelligent and swell
But his life's in developmental hell
I know a
I know I got another record I can sell
But I'll probably get indefinitely shelved
(word?)

I know a dude that's a male bitch
I know a dude that says he's your friend
But it always sounds like a sales pitch
I met a girl that does not eat meat
But she's got a good job
So she bought me drinks (why thank ya)
I know a guy that's a social coke head
I know a girl that only sleeps in her own bed
I know a world that is not enjoying it'self
I know a world that's destroying it'self
I know it all i know it all
I know it all i know it all