Mac Lethal - Why Waking Up At 430 AM Is Stupid lyrics

There’s a trend these days on the Internet
Where people think that the whole
World gives a shit
That they woke up at 3: 45 in the morning
I’m like: "Jesus, your life must be boring"
They’re like: "Bro, you gotta wake up early
Work hard and chase your dreams"
I’m like: "Uhh… why? Why can’t
I sleep ‘til 8: 15?
Wait, why can’t I sleep ‘til 10? No, wait
Why can’t I sleep ‘til 12?
Haven’t you assholes heard that good night
Sleep is great for your health?" "No bro
Navy Seals wake up at 4
With a healthy purpose"
"Uhh… dude, you’re not a fucking Navy Seal
You sell insurance"
I hate fake ass entrepreneurs who wanna
Be fitness gurus with no style
With inspirational quotes at the top
Of their goddamn IG profile
They’re like: "Live breathe love"
I’m like: "Kiss deez nutz"
Mothafucka, you ain’t better than me
You got the same exact 24 7 as me
They’re like: "Bro, you gotta smash the day
Wake up, when the sky’s still black and gray"
I’m like: "No
You don’t what the fuck you smokin’?
You wake up that early, nothing’s open
You can’t even get a cup of coffee
So hit the snooze button, and suck me softly"
This is dedicated to the
People that need sleep
‘Cause they don’t wanna
Be motherfucking zombie
Would somebody tell Marky Mark
That I don’t care that the
Sky is still darky dark
When he jumps outta bed
You have two hundred million dollars
You’re fucked in a head
If I had that kind of money
I would figure out a way to
Sleep for six months straight
And I’s still probably be tired
When I woke up
And I’d still probably get up late
"But bro, while you’re asleep
I’m up workin’ hard"
But just because you up workin’ early, does
Not mean that you’re workin’ smart, see
You wake up at four, so
You probably go to bed at eight
But while you asleep
I’m awake because I’m up workin’ late
So, fuck you!

Front, back, side to side
I’m no wakin’ up at three o’clock
Four or five
Anybody does – they fucked in a head
So everybody go back to bed
We’re gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in
Gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in
Gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in
Gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in okay
Front, back, side to side
I’m no wakin’ up at three o’clock
Four or five
Anybody does – then they fall in crap
So everybody just take a nap
We’re gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in
Gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in
Gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in
Gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in okay