Madonna - Dear Johnny #4 lyrics

New York dear Johnny
Came back from dinner early this evening
I didn't even feel like going
Out can you believe it? I guess
I'm a little frustrated ingrid
And I made plans to meet
In our favorite restaurant tonight, and she
Showed up with some hairdresser at
First he seemed all right
But then he started saying things like "I
Love women they make me feel
Like I'm gonna live forever" I thought
I was gonna be sick he
Spent the whole evening
Talking about celebrities
And motorcycles i felt like I
Was in the movie "Shampoo" and I
Only had a small part
You would have hated him he
Had a tattoo of Yosamite
Sam holding a boulder and
He kept ordering Long
Island Ice Teas loser i don't
Know what she sees
In him but she's still hung up on Ben
So I guess this is a
Distraction for her aren't I
Enough? He doesn't even look like
He's into giving head
She'll go home with him, he'll eat
Her pussy like it's an obligation
Then he'll come before he even
Gets inside her and
She'll run home to cry on my shoulder i
Can read him like a book but I can't
Say anything to her she never listens
I guess that's why I'm frustrated if you
Were here I wouldn't even care
Cause you'd eat my pussy like it's
An obligation you don't mind having!
Do you think I'm jealous? I
Don't mind sharing Ingrid with
You or Ben i just hate the idea of
Sharing even an inch of her
Beautiful flesh with this
Segio Valenti character i'm I
Guess I'm selectively jealous
So here I am, lonely and bored
Waiting for you to come back from your
Fishing trip waiting for Ingrid to come
Back from her fishing trip i hope
She doesn't come back with crabs
Only five more days till her birthday

Can't wait to see you! DITA