Madonna - Dear Johnny #5 lyrics

East Hampton dear Johnny
You were here for such a short time and now
You're gone again i hope you don't stay in
LA for too long i hear the smog is
Really bad and all that sun rots your
Brain but you have Ben to keep
You from going Hollywood on us
So I'm not worried wasn't
Ingrid's party a blast? Those
Margaritas tasted sooooo good
I lost track of how many I had
But the next day my liver reminded me
When you and your friend rode up
On your Harley's I wet
My pants i watched you ride
Up from my window and
I wanted to run downstairs
Straddle your bike and let you eat
My pussy while all your friends
Watched why do motorcycles
Tattoos and dirty
Hands always send me to my knees?
Proof that I am nothing but
White trash do you think it's
Bad that I'm attracted to
All your friends? Do you think it's
Bad that I'm attracted to
All your friends? It makes me
Want to fuck you more
Knowing you have such fuckable friends
The girls were pretty fuckable
Too by the time
Everybody arrived I had to do a woody
Check people seemed to be in such a good
Mood i think the margaritas had something
To do with it i tried to be a
Good hostess and make sure everyones needs
Were met but after a few drinks I
Decided everyone could meet their own needs
The DJ you found played the
Best stuff my $90000 Gucci
Shirt was soaked from dancing so
I took it off and nobody seemed to mind so
Did Ingrid and nobody seemed
To mind we were wearing
Matching Christian Dior demi-cup
Bras and that made me feel
Even closer to her when
The DJ played a slow song
We got glued together
And just to show how much I love her I
Let her french kiss me and smear my lipstick
You weren't jealous were you? I
Noticed you had your hand
Halfway down Juliettes pants were
You helping her tuck
Her skirt in? I don't blame
You she looks like
She just stepped out of a Zeffirelli movie
Did your friends have fun? Todd spent the
Whole night taking to a gorgeous Lesbian
And Ben sneaked out halfway
Through the evening
Who's heart was breaking this time?
All in all I'd say the party was a
Great success but I was glad when everyone
Left and we were finally alone you fucked me
So good we cracked the toilet seat
I saw a movie the other day where
A girl sticks a rag up her
Lovers butt and pulls it out when
He comes should we try this?

Miss you something awful, hurry back!
Your devoted nympho DITA XX