MC Lars, Cowboy Coder - ADA AMA lyrics

This song is about Charles Hoskinson
And the AMAs he does on YouTube

I was out shopping, the other day
'Till my man went live with an AMA
When the alert hit me via (what?) 5G
I was like proof of stake
Or proof of ground beef?
Coming Live from Boulder where
It’s always sunny
And sometimes Colorado, Chuck’s talking money
But not fiat, though he can’t pretend
That we can ignore a recent market downtrend
Though fluctuations might astonish us
He celebrates the downfall
Of Bitcoin dominance
I forgot to do the dishes
His talks are that amazing
Cardano project got us star gazing
When I feel the world is ending, I'm
Thinking I might just
Check his thoughts on programmable finance
Fighting doublespeak
We’ve got Charles on the mic
Opting out the legacy
Financial system tonight

Charles Hoskinson has got a lot to say
(It's that ADA AMA)
Looks like our afternoon’s spoken for today
(It's that ADA AMA)
Stop everything put that book away
(It's that ADA AMA)
I heard that he’s been fasting
The dude looks great (It's that ADA AMA)

My phone battery died the other day at Traget
Because he was on YouTube
Talking arbitrary markets
I couldn’t text my wife that
I was running late as he explained ways to
Stabilize nation states
I tried to tell my family
But none of them were hearing me
Siloed in my office, it’s top down tyranny
Getting negative interest from
My closest friends
Hyper-deflated engagement once again
Stealing WiFi from my neighbors
(redistribution)
He’s talking antiquated systems
And broken institutions
And if he were my brother
I hope I’d be forgiven
If I gave him a job, though he hates nepotism
The father of Cardano
The crypto king Hyperion
Who hates to be called
The co-founder of Ethereum
Answer questions open source
Clearly committed
Blockchain planet he predicted
To his channel I’m addicted

I won't be home for Christmas
But let me explain (It's that ADA AMA)
Will we still survive if we
Don't regulate the banks?
(It's that ADA AMA)
On multi party computations
What process has been made?
(It's that ADA AMA)
I think the market ecosystem is
Going to be okay (It's that ADA AMA)

Wait, Roger Rabbit 2 is premiering tonight
And ICP did the soundtrack
And KRS-One and Bill Watterson
Are giving you a ride over there? That sounds
Fun and all, but I can’t go
Hoskinson just announced another
AMA apparently he
Doesn't trust the central banking system