MC Lars, The Doubleclicks - Bigfoot Left the Bay lyrics

I heard he quit his job
At Facebook then he bounced
Left in the dead of night
Now no knows his whereabouts
Sick of spreading misinformation to
Masses so I'm told
So he pivoted directions guess
Disruption took it's toll
And he's happier now
All his friends can see it in him
Taking selfies at Bluff Creek
With Patterson and Gimlin
Plus I heard he's making
Zines with Larry Livermore
Recording with El Hefe he
Don't post much anymore
Camping by the Carson Mansion
Buying records in Arcata
Enrolled at Humboldt State he's
Been studying the Vedas
In the Marble Mountains boy scouts say
Hе went stole their sleeping bags
In Siskiyou County hе's been banned
From ever laundry mat
I heard they hired a look
Out at the Samoa Cookhouse
He'd been climbing through the window
And everyone's shook now
He said that ever Slim's closed the
Bay has never been the same
Moved north to the 707
And that's where he remains

Does he call Happy Camp home?
(No one really knows)
Giant footprints in the snow
(What's the data show?)
Is he rafting down the river
Is he running through the trees?
Are you ready for the Yeti
And these Sasquatch mysteries?

(Bigfoot left the Bay
Never coming back some say)
(Bigfoot left the Bay, left the Bay, the Bay)
Oh, oh Sasquatch mysteries
Oh, oh Sasquatch mysteries
(Bigfoot left the Bay
But I heard he's doing great)

I guess he was sick of Google
Double parking busses in the Mission
And so he packed his bag and
Grabbed his snorkel and started swimming
All the way up the coast
Till he camped at Shelter Cove
Some thought he was a humpback whale from
The size of his giant toes
And I heard that there's a bounty
On him in Mendocino County
Because he went to Point Arena clogged
The toilets climbed the lighthouse, we
Have never smelt a cryptid with
Such a strong aroma
Passed through Petaluma ate more
Eggs than Baby Yoda
Some he's down with John Pound
Start searching and maybe you'll
See him at Samoa Beach with Romano Gabriel
And Mike Patton, Captain
Beefheart undercover, yeah I'm telling ya
He's hiding in the dunes with
His Trout Mask Replica
I heard he's never coming back
And that he's feeling great
Doesn't miss I80 traffic
Doesn't miss the Golden Gate
In the Six Rivers splashing in the
Moonlight you might see him or
At the Morris Graves Museum ever weekend

Does he call Happy Camp home?
(No one really knows)
Giant footprints in the snow
(What's the data show?)
Is he rafting down the river
Is he running through the trees?
Are you ready for the Yeti
And these Sasquatch mysteries?

(Bigfoot left the Bay
Never coming back some say)
(Bigfoot left the Bay, left the Bay, the Bay)
Oh, oh Sasquatch mysteries
Oh, oh Sasquatch mysteries
(Bigfoot left the Bay
But I heard he's doing great)

And no
He's not verified on Instagram or Twitter
His YouTube stats are dismal and
On TikTok he's no bigger
Ask him about engagement
He'll respond with laughter
The only streams he monitors are
The ones that flow from
Shasta Plus he's been known to
Survive without Instagram Live
Not on Amazon Prime
No one spies on what he buys
Tell him that you made with
Track the Doubleclicks for Spotify
That you pitched for playlist placements
He'll say "Why?"

Laser: Very edgy Lars aubree: yeah
Very meta i see what you did there
Lars: Get it, bigfoot was sick of the tired
Tired tech world of
San Francisco so he moved to the redwoods?
Laser: and that explains the chorus, I get it

Does he call Happy Camp home?
(No one really knows)
Giant footprints in the snow
(What's the data show?)
Is he rafting down the river
Is he running through the trees?
Are you ready for the Yeti
And these Sasquatch mysteries?

Bigfoot left the Bay
Never coming back some say
Bigfoot left the Bay
Never coming back some say
Bigfoot left the Bay
Never coming back some say
Bigfoot left the Bay
But I heard he's doing great!

Sasquatch mysteries
Oh, oh, Sasquatch mysteries
Sasquatch mysteries
Oh, oh, Sasquatch mysteries