MC Lars - Deconstructing Acme lyrics

Marvin Acme, didn't kill 'em
Didn't kill 'em
Even though I wanted to, wanted to

Playing patty cake with my wife backstage
Want to slash is chubby throat
With a knife - hey!
The Gag King's got a gag in his mouth now
Disappearing quick like the ink on a blouse
Wow! Mickey Mouse might play that
But Roger's running quick with the heater
I'm a spray that
Dumdums come from Yosemite's gun
Marvin Acme
I'm a actually have a little bit of fun um
What's that you've got shipments
Coming through the back
On track like a train
Chopping wolfie with an axe
It's a Silly Symphony hear you
Screaming in your sleep
"Here lies Marvin Acme", rotting
Bloated six feet deep (uh)
Hmm and even though I'm innocent
I dream of retribution nightly in
My dreams 'cause ever since
I heard my girl was running round
The town with the king
I'm going for his crown
Best respect this wedding ring!

Marvin Acme, didn't kill 'em
Didn't kill 'em
Even though I wanted to, wanted to

Who's true, boo? You knew all along?
It was RK maroon? Set it up? You were a pawn?
They bribed a detective to snoop in the alley
Till Bongo saw him creeping
Gave the boot to Eddie Valiant
And now I'm crying in the office
I don't understand
This is not what Disney promised
Plot twists, intrigue, murder, greed and sex
Marvin on the line
Making calls and cashing checks
But look, if I had done it I
Would not have used a safe, Word!
I would have tied him to a tree up in Hayward
I would have covered him in
Honey like in Heavyweights
I would get a back of grizzly bears
Like maybe eight? I could have starved them
In the woods with Marvin
Grizzly Man the prequel with the
Canine teeth - they're carving!
I heard my girl was running round
The town with the king
That's why I'm going for his crown
Best respect this wedding ring!

Marvin Acme, didn't kill 'em
Didn't kill 'em
Even though I wanted to, wanted to

"Eponymous company man meets grim reaper!
Rabbit wanted in the death
Of Toontown keeper!"
Who am I? I'm the one who knows most
Marvin Acme! And you look like
You've seen a ghost (boo)
As the CEO of Acme Inc
I sold the tools of the
Trade only coyotes would think (to use)
Singing swords, portable holes, and others
Put 'er there, pal! (BZZZ) Hand buzzer!
Seriously, this murder conspiracy
Biz is nasty
The whole thing was a set up, kid
And you're the patsy!
Blackmailed for photos to frame
You with motive
But Jessica did it to keep you in show biz!
She only loves you, she always will, buddy
You'll both inherit the town
Check the will, Dummy!
Your girl was never running
'round with the king please don't kill me
I never disrespected the ring

Marvin Acme, didn't kill 'em
Didn't kill 'em
Even though I wanted to, wanted to

Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man
Catch me a body as fast as you can