MC Lars - Make a Friend on 27th Street lyrics

I draw this comic and I honestly promise
I never thought my characters would
Come alive I was astonished
When they first started talking well
I thought I was insane, yo
It was not a game, no
They came out the frame so quick
That’s when I tried to run
From Truman the Human
‘Cause he was having too much fun
All naked in my face in the yard chewing gum
Jumped out the panel modern day Robert Crumb
Ducked down the alley it was MC Chaucer
Chilling with Ophelia I thought I lost her
My car wouldn’t start
I’m like "What is this?"
Francis the Monkey had put my
Keys up in the fridge
Saw a jungle cat in the dorm room
Needed more room
Fish Boy laying eggs they were warm dude!
Computer science bear was not
About world kindness
I’m just trying to get out!

Make a friend on 27th Street
(You can always make a friend
You can always make a friend, you can always)
Make a friend on 27th Street
(You can always make a friend
You can always make a friend, you can always)

This place that I come
From called 27th Street
Isn’t where you want to be at all
There’s a rat named Harold and
He’s always getting naked
Stealing juice from the shopping mall
Baby Jerry’s eating Skittles in his bowl
With the Frosted Flakes talking
Trash to his mom
Take a look cause it seems the American Dream
On this street’s gone wrong, this song
Is about a place you don’t want to go, no!
Old Man Wormsly is crawling real slow
And what about Toad? Well it’s awkward yo!
Luigi’s so impatient he can’t wait
For him to go
Got pancreatic cancer, God damn!
At the funeral he’s making
Love to another man
Diagnosed by an animal hater named Dr felix
Tossing puppies and kittens out
Of his ’97 Buick
On 27th Street, please, please, help me
Cause the toons that I drew well
They’re evil I can see
So I grabbed the eraser, no lie!
You scary cartoon characters you’re
All going to die!
Why you gotta be up in my grill?
Why you gotta make me wanna kill?
Who needs enemies when you
Got friends like these
Well at least I can draw
A new scene like "Peace!"

Make a friend on 27th Street
(You can always make a friend
You can always make a friend, you can always)
Make a friend on 27th Street
(You can always make a friend
You can always make a friend, you can always)

You can always make a friend who
Will be there ’till the end
On 27th Street, where? On 27th Street
There on 27th Street