MC Lars, YTCracker - Paul is Dead lyrics

The government is lying!
Don’t believe everything you hear! In fact
There’s a logical explanation for everything
Let’s trace it back to the genesis
Conspiracy theories (conspiracy theories)
It’s MC Lars and the Rondo
Brothers tearing it up!

I’m dropping knowledge on conspiracy theories
Do you hear me?
It’s evident the government is lying monthly
Yearly
Because JFK’s death was the direct result
Of the Chupacabra submerging a ginormous boat
The Titantic, don’t panic
It was sunk by this beast
Then the Loch Ness Monster had
A yummy icy feast oJ Simpson? Innocent
It was Big Foot on crack
Who had a jealous rage and
Snapped Ron Goldman’s back
In fact the facts explain
Everything you might deny
Big Foot crashed in Roswell
Let me tell you why
He was chilling with some aliens
Who couldn’t really fly
So they landed in New Mexico
That’s why reports imply
The Manson Family and Timothy McVey
Were evil demon robots built by the CIA
That the mafia enlisted for an insidious plot
I read it on the Internet
The facts say a lot!

Aliens and magic bullets masonic
Rites are the coolest
Illuminati got me abducted my body john gotti
Doesnt even know if jimmy hoffa died clearly
Just another mystical conspiracy theory

"Paul is dead, " that’s what the record said
So I played it backwards every
Time I went to bed
When I woke up Judas Priest were
Dancing naked on my dresser
More annoying than an hour of Fran Dresher
The Jersey Devil and the Jackalope
The Yetti and the Unicorn
Couldn’t really cope
So they froze Walt Disney with
The Free Masons’ Union
While Anton La Vey had a Satanic communion
With Pope John Paul and Pee Wee Herman
While General Sherman helped the Germans
Invade Poland with Dividians enlisted
I determined these facts though
They were once restricted
I guess you’re wondering how I figured out
What all these conspiracies are
Really all about?
On TV Ice T once denigrated cops
Now he plays a cop on TV when will it stop?