Nacho Picasso - Scooby Snacks lyrics

My consultant look like Michael Bolton
Call him Igor cooking crack
Up in the cauldron
Smell like C4 in my palace I'm the sultan
The black vulcan, Trekkie assaulting
"Beam her up, Scotty!" The coke is too potent
I'm Andrew Dice Clay
But this clay is so sculpted
I'm exalted, never insulted
I took the throne cause
The minions have spoken
What'cha smoking? You don't see I'm chosen?
I'm the Ice King
Your bitch is looking frozen
RIP to Macho Man
Told her snap into a Slim Jim, Nacho, man
Just enter your pin number
If you're Nacho's fan
Cuz I'm all about the cabbage, cilantro sam
Baby build a bridge be a helping hand
In the Bronco on the freeway I might go ham
Nacho

Stupid booty cutie do it for the Scooby snack
Susie's bad but she's running
From a spooky past look at them boobs
But them boobies might be booby trapped
Floozies in the jacuzzi, now where my uzi at?

Yeah that white girl America's sweetheart
We eat hearts and we move
Like the Street Sharks
Cowabunga, man, you don't know my hunger, man
Mouthful of gold
I'm going out like Dudda man
Mouthful of gold, did I st-st-stutter, man?
Used a hairtie
My bankroll busting rubber bands
And her hair fine
The bitch come from the motherland
Cancel reservations, baby, I got other plans
Skin the cat more than one way: other scams
If she ain't giving up the beaver: other dams
I be killin 'em all day, I'm the Son of Sam
My skin tan I be looking like a summer jam
I'm just a creature from the Black Lagoon
Act a goon get stripped like The Blue Lagoon
A full moon? Then this fool
Better give me room
Have you ever seen a werewolf
Off weed and shrooms?

Ohhh!