NanowaR of Steel - Hail to Liechtenstein lyrics

Raise sails, head to the open sea
Under captain Schettino's command
Heeding the proud and stuttering call
Of Pippi Longstocking and Saddam Hussein

From Cape Town, through lake Baikal
Across Castel di Sangro
To the enchanted valleys of European Alps
Where reptilians play Subbuteo with Bush

Cows, fire
Demons – you cannot stop our march
Piggybacking Eddie Murphy into Liechtenstein
Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!
Hail to Liechtenstein!

We bought a swiss motorway vignette
To drive through the A13
Avoiding the checks of the border patrol
To be free from customs control

Dribbling the sight of old passersby
Riding to downtown Schaan
While the busty Liechtensteinerinnen
Still inspire us with onanist dreams

Our journey's over
And the hardships now are gone
Flying free on Hawking
Wheelchairs to Liechtenstein

Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!
Hail to Liechtenstein!

The highest GDP per person in the world
Adjusting by purchase power parity
An unemployment rate so ridiculously low
It's just 15% levying a flat income tax
And a loose corporate fiscal regime
Under the sign of the

Financial Intelligence Unit
Fighting laundering and capital flight
Fürstentum Liechtenstein
Fürstentum Liechtenstein
A business-friendly country you are

Prince Hans Adam! For the permit we'll apply
To gain timeless residence in Liechtenstein!

Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!
Hail to Liechtenstein!