NanowaR of Steel - Our True Metal Is So Strong 'Cos Our Dick Is So Long lyrics

We are more true than true
Forged by the gods of metal
To fight the battle
Against poser synth-pop-metal

Our Metal is so strong 'cos
Ourdick is so long
Our Metal is so strong 'cos
Ourdick is so long

But, your dick is short
Summon the defenders of the true
With their mighty viagra-storm
So your dick will be long
And metal will be more strong!

Now we are together, an army of meat spikes
We march to the next battle
With more power than the fart of a mammoth
But goddam we get some more viagra
To power our long dicks

But the blood is running out
So the dick is now short
Our girls are gone with some gothic gay guy
His gay synth songs took away them all
Now we are all gay but halford is with us
So we are still true!

Our Metal is so strong 'cos
Our dick is so long
Our Metal is so strong 'cos
Our dick is so long