Negative Øhio - everybody who built the carpal tunnel went blind afterwards. lyrics

There is a crisis on an overpopulated earth
No more resources to accommodate new births
So let's open a wormhole to an
Alternate timeline with much less pollution
 everything will be sublime

Oh, wait
We didn't think of our alternate selves
They can't make room for all of us, man
This is hell so we went back and built a
Laser gun to colonize shit
Time to wage interdimensional war
When the beat hit's
Are you ready to fight yourself?

We need to justify this slaughter, um
Let's see
Their way of life is different even
Though they are you and me
Wait, this is a thin excuse
And karma's a bitch
If we want ourselves to live
We need to die in a ditch

This confusing violent mess is
Our only solution
Making environmental progress is just
Way too hard let's just pump out more old
Guns and lots of pollution
We don't need no rhyme or reason
Whatever we do is smart

Are you ready to murder yourself?

Oh my God, what have we done?
This is going awful for everyone
Our seed of destruction has been sown
Hindsight is so hard
How could we have known?

We shouldn't fight ourselves
Time to put down our arms
Make up for misdeeds and try
To mend our harms
Let's not only care about the
Folks from our timeline
Love yourself on the other side
And then it will be sublime
Can you love yourself?

Prevent overpopulation by fucking yourself
Go help save the world by banging yourself
Interdimensional fucking with you
And yourself nothing beats the feeling
Of screwing yourself

Love yourself fuck yourself
Love yourself fuck yourself

Save yourself fuck yourself
Save yourself fuck yourself