Negative Øhio - The Horrible Voice Witch lyrics

Wo-ho-ho-ho!

They call me the horrible voice witch
'Cause my voice gives chills to them all
They don't know I'm actually a nice witch
'Cause they always hang up when I call

I try to give cookies to the children
They run away in fear instead
Claiming that I'm trying to eat them
And that my baked goods are
Made from human remains
I ask if I can join the karaoke club
Instead of microphones, they bring a torch
When I drink wine, they think I'm a vampire
Crosses and garlic they all toss

When I dust off my back porch
They cover their chimnеys with spikes
Even when I feed my tiny cat
Thеy demand me to take a hike

Don't call me bitch i'm just a nice witch
But now I'm pissed because of your horseshit

Don't call me bitch i'm just a nice witch
But now I'm pissed because of your horseshit

You know what? No more Mrs nice Witch
I'm gonna curse you all out!

Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
I'll tell you where to shove
That fucking lighter fluid

Up yours! Up yours!
Up yours! Up yours!

You judgmental goddamn horse cocks
Can't you all just fucking

Piss off! Piss off!
Piss off! Piss off!

Oh, I'm sorry, am I being rude?
Then stop fucking trying to light me on fire!

Shit fuck! Shit fuck!
Shit fuck! Shit fuck!

Close-minded fuckers gonna go to Hell!

Don't call me bitch i'm just a nice witch
But now I'm pissed because of your horseshit
Don't call me bitch i'm just a nice witch
But now I'm pissed because of your horseshit

Dead!