NOFX - Fuck Euphemism lyrics

I walked into The Eagle and
Someone called me cis
I said I'm not a cis, I'm a sissy
Should I call you Mister or Miss?
I said I'm actually a transvest
But before I got to tite
The place erupted into my first gender
Pronoun bar fight

They said I was a Ross
Crossdress for less wannabe queer
I said my gender isn't fluid
But that's how I like my beer
They thought I was just posing
Or on a publicity stunt
Until I did a line off
Scarlett's hundred thousand dollar cunt

She paid a hundred thousand clams for
A single clam in front
A very pricey pussy paid
For by the government

Then I said fuck euphemism
Cis butt fuck my cis clit
Your hypocritical political correctness
Ain't legit i mean it, fuck euphemism
I say what I wanna say
I love that LBGTQ will never include K

'Cause they say that unlike cis
Queers kinksters make a choice
They're wrong, but yes
We choose which gag to take away our voice
I identify as a grain of saltpeter panarchist
Or a poly rubber puppy
Switch brat slut Dharmasochist

So I said fuck euphemism
Your words are neophyte
I'm a single, not a plural person
So call me per for the night
You're wrong if you hate me just 'cause
I'm a word Smith and Wesson
'Cause I nicked this terminology from
A Doris Lessing lesson