NPCarlsson - Harrybo No. 5 lyrics

The Michael Rosen Rap
A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's drive
To the Plum Café around the corner
My dad says he wants a drink of juice
But I really don't want another
Big bother, but that's what I've got
"Watch out, " says my dad
"the potato's hot!"
I like plums, bananas, tomato, too
But my dad, what does he do?
I remember very well that awful day
Everyone was lookin' round at the Plum Café
But hang on to your seats
And listen right here
I'm gonna tell you something horrible

A little bit of Harrybo in my life
A little bit of Melanie by my side
A little bit of Alfred's all I need
A little bit of Laura's what I see
A little bit of Charmaine in the sun
A little bit of David all night long
A little bit of Lydia, here I am
A little bit of me, the Michael Rosen man
(Ha)

A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)
A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)
A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)
A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)
A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)
A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)
A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)
The Michael Rosen Rap (click Noice)

I juked and jived, I'm movin' all around
And then my dad bobs his head up and down
He spit's, he stuffs, he blows, he puffs
We're looking at each other I say
"That's enough!" he flaps his hands once
He flaps his hands twice
And if his eyes pop out
Then that really does it

A little bit of Harrybo in my life
A little bit of Melanie by my side
A little bit of Alfred's all I need
A little bit of Laura's what I see
A little bit of Charmaine in the sun
A little bit of David all night long
A little bit of Lydia, here I am
A little bit of me, the Michael Rosen man
(No)
Balam bam-diddy bam boola, balam da boom
Balam bam-diddy bam boola, balam da boola
A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)
I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen rap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)

PFFFT! Uh, what did you say?
I said, PFFFT! Quite right!
PFFFT! (I was delighted)
PFFFT! (The inspector was delighted)
PFFFT! (And Harrybo was still snorting away like mad)
PFFFT! (Wonderful)

A little bit of Harrybo in my life
A little bit of Melanie by my side
A little bit of Alfred's all I need
A little bit of Laura's what I see
A little bit of Charmaine in the sun
A little bit of David all night long
A little bit of Lydia, here I am
A little bit of me, the Michael Rosen man
(No)

So that's what I am, that's what I be
With an M, with an I, with a K, with an E
That's what I am, that's what I be
Mr mike, Mr michael, Mr rosen, Mr me

A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)
A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)
A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)
A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)
A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)
A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)
A hip, hop, a Hip-Hop hap
(Balam bam-diddy bam boola)
The Michael Rosen Rap (click Noice)