Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Birds and Bees lyrics
[Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Birds and Bees lyrics]
Teaching kids math and
Science that they’ll never use
But each year there’s one thing
That I always dread
The school picked me to teach
This subject called sex ed
This is not the thing that I signed up to do
It’s not like the kids don’t have a clue
I tell them all about the birds and bees
And details all about each STD
I scare them, saying they all are gonna die
If they even think ‘bout
Getting cozy at night
I try to be cool but my face turns bright red
Why can’t their parents teach
‘em this instead?
Everyone starts to laugh cause
They’re little tards
Why must a class like this
Be so long and hard?
But since it comes so quickly
I think that is great
I’d hate for the class to
Turn into a mass debate
These are not the classes that I wanna do
I can’t wait until the day is through
I tell them all about the birds and bees
And scare them with a rant on pregnancy
They all treat the class as
If it’s all a joke
Wrapping their hands around innuendos
And I swear to god, I’m gonna lose my head
If I hear another "That’s What She Said"
Out of here… Out of here
I want out of here, out of here, out of here
Out of here
This is not the thing that I signed up to do
It’s not like they don’t know how to screw
I tell them all about the birds and bees
It’s not like they haven’t seen it on TV
They all know this stuff
They’ve got the internet
This isn’t a subject that they could forget
Kids will do anything to get ahead
Why can’t their parents teach
‘em this instead?
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