Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Disney Song lyrics

Mickey Mouse came home after
A workday all alone, oh yeah
He walked into his house and hoped
To kiss his Minnie Mouse, oh yeah
But then he saw his wife and screamed
"Are you fucking crazy
Minnie? Why do this to me?"
And she corrected, "fucking Goofy
Can't you see?"

That was the day that Mickey Mouse snapped
Putting everyone he knew into
A Mickey Mouse trap no more Mr nice Mouse
Now he's in to see some tears
With the steam from his steamboat
Shooting out of his ears
Chugging down some whiskey that he
Got at the pub
Now come into his clubhouse and
Prepare to be clubbed

Mickey drank some wine and traveled
To a distant mine, oh yeah
The seven dwarfs were there working
With their love and care, oh yeah
Their happiness had left him irked
He took grenades out of his vest and
Then he threw them with a smirk
And yes, he even whistled while he worked

It was the day of Mickey's assaults
Now they're just a memory locked
Inside of Walt Disney's vault
Spilling oil in the ocean so
The Little Mermaid died
Then he went and killed Aladdin
On a smothered carpet ride
Just like his victims
Mickey's heart was torn apart
Now he'll come into your kingdom and
He'll tear out your heart

A calm
Peaceful night cinderella's at the ball
Happily dancing with Prince Charming
Fine and tall
And Mickey thought for a moment as
He witnessed this true love
Then he recalled his wife's goof and
Looked down at his bloody gloves
Then he tore off her glass slippers
Held the shards inside his fists
As he laughed he jammed them right into
Her neck and through her wrists
Then he ripped the wings off
Tinkerbell to keep as souvenirs
And then he built a cross and
Crucified Dumbo by his ears

Sleeping Beauty laid inside her
Bed for many days, oh yeah
Mickey grabbed a flask full
Of carbon monoxide gas, oh yeah
He put a gas mask on his head
Pumped the gas into her room
Directly at her bed
Then he bent down and confirmed
That she was dead

Bye bye, Mickey it's time to run away
Better hope the Disney cops
Don't find you today
Better pack a toothbrush, run and sail afloat
Just saw Pinocchio and use the
Wood to fuel your boat