Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Don't Steal This Song lyrics

When you're ready to rock
Then you want to be the best
When your lyrics are funny
 you gotta stay one step ahead of the rest
Well,  you work and you work all night long
Thinking of a brand new song
That'll blow them all away
You wanna blow them all away
So they'll stop and take off their hat
And say, "Hey I wish I thought of that!"
That was so funny
Yeah, those boys are so funny

Don't steal this song
There are lots of funny ideas
There's just no need to do this
Don't steal this song
Don't be a Ray Parker Jr to my Huey Lewis
Don't steal this

When you play a show
You don't wanna copy the other acts
You need to be original and
Not a comedy stealing hack
Well, you work and you work
And you feel so proud
You wanna shout it right out loud
This'll blow them all away
I'm gonna blow them all away
Then you tell your comedian friends
And you see them take out their pens
That was so funny

Don't steal this song
Is it just out of spite?
Or some kind of sick pleasure?
Don't steal this song
Don't be an Ice Ice Baby to my Under Pressure
Don't steal this

Don't steal this song
It didn't turn out that great
So you wouldn't want it anyway
Don't steal this song
We've been playing the same old songs
At every show we've played
Don't steal this song