Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Hulkulele lyrics

I'm giant
I'm strong and the mutant of the town
You know that I'm near
When a building tumbles down
But smashing and bashing has
Never been my goal cause really
Deep down I got the music in my soul

I'm the Hulk, and I just
Wanna play the ukulele, oh
But, I sulk when the others
Tell me that I'm crazy, oh
Spider-Man says that I can't cause my
Hands will crush it flat
I'm the Hulk and I just
Wanna play the ukulele

So I got up the nerve and
Went to the music store
And they told me they'd bill
Me for that broken door
I tried playing one and it
Was going pretty bad
And expensive objects don't like
Me when I'm mad

What started as "Hulk strum!"
Devolved into "Hulk smash!"
I offered some lab coats because
I had no cash at that point I felt like
My music dream was done
And for once in my life I
Felt like the puny one

I'm the Hulk and I just
Wanna play the ukulele, oh
But, I sulk when the others
Tell me that I'm crazy, oh
Wolverine says that I can't cause my
Hands will crush it flat
I'm the Hulk and I just
Wanna play the ukulele

I clear the pools when I swim
I wreck the stage when I dance
Got a lifetime ban from football
And I ripped all my leather pants but still
I Marvel at the ukulele looking for a sign
And I know I have a song in
Me that's gonna smash your mind
And I'm angry and I scream and then
It makes me feel so green

Then one day I woke up
And much to my surprise
There was a giant ukulele
Right before my eyes
With chrome plated strings and a
Can of super glue
Along with a Banner that said "To Hulk
Love Bruce"

Now I play through the day and
I play into the night
And I play for the army whenever they stop by
So make sure you're watching when
My first concert's shown
Cause, I'm the most smashing
Ukulele player ever known

I'm the Hulk and I just
Wanna play the ukulele, oh
But, I sulk when the others
Tell me that I'm crazy, oh
Don't tell me that I can't or
My hands will crush you flat
I'm the Hulk and I just
Wanna play the ukulele