Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Intelligent Design lyrics

A t-rex, it be strong and built
But it can’t masturbate, can’t masturbate
It stands top of the food chain, it kills
Yes it do, ooh a t-rex got the holiest bod
'Cause it can’t masturbate, can’t masturbate
A t-rex can’t jack off and neither should you
Ooh (Woah, woah)

A t-rex can’t put on it's stilts
And it can’t masturbate, can’t masturbate
It can’t stop, drop, and roll
And it can’t wipe it's poo ooh
A t-rex, it can’t knit a quilt
And it can’t masturbate, can’t masturbate
A t rex sets all the examples for you ooh
Woah (A sexy t-rex, a sexy t-rex)
Woah (I wanna be, wanna be a sexy t-rex)

A t-rex got nothin' to lose
It got no sexy sins to confess in the pews
It got no, got no drugs and it got no tattoos
And when it goes to heaven
It may see some angels with boobs
But when another t-rex shows her boobs
He has to refuse because a t-rex is so pure
It’ll never be seduced
Now the lord may be forgiving
But one thing he won’t excuse
Let me iterate the point again
And show off my moves

Yeah! Come on!
Show 'em who's boss!
A sexy t-rex, a sexy t-rex
I wanna be, wanna be a sexy t-rex
Where'm I gonna put my t-rex penis?!

A t-rex is perfectly built
'Cause it can’t masturbate, can’t masturbate
A t-rex is holy and pure, yes it’s true ooh
A t rex won’t come in a box
Cause it can’t masturbate, can’t masturbate
A t rex can’t confess any sins
How 'bout you?