Pansy Division - New Pleasures lyrics

My best friend tired of hearing me moan
Said you gotta learn
To have more fun on your own
A long string of guys they just come and go
Time for self-reliance exploring on my own

I need new ideas, brand new toys
So i won't have depend on other boys
It's a new day, it's a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on
To the video counter to satisfy this need
"Laguna Cum Shots"
It what i took home with me 18-year-old boys
In million dollar homes?!
Yeah, it got me off but left me unmoved

I need new ideas, brand new toys
For when i'm not with other boys
It's a new day, it's a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on
Buying a dildo so hard to decide
Extra long, extra thick, extra wide?
I'd rather have a partner to get my thrills
But with or without i've got needs to fill