Parliament - Loodie Poo da Pimp lyrics

Loodie Poo da Pimp is a nigga name
Fortified with yeast, rising high to fame
Professional pimp in the rain
When this pimpin' came
Ain't shame in the Loodie Poo da Pimp game
His hoes have never been too hard to tame
Loodie Poo da Pimp ain't lame

Welcome to my whorehouse, I'm
Loodie Poo da Pimp, and you never too late
I pimp, I got pimpin', I just pimp
And I do pimpin' well
You just started pimpin', I can tell
How late you gotta be for your absence
And how long ho's been cooking, wait
For money stay caking halfway
Past past tense? (absolutely irrelevant)
No room for drug test, coincidence
Or accident loodie Poo gon' go really leave
A bitch chin get busted
This is rather scrutiny
Toe the fuck up, from the mothafuckin' go up
Catch ya hooker stankin'
Make a nigga wanna throw up
His beans, which means
He specialize in raidin' on
Pimpin' parade-able, absolutely afadable
Eat that shit you talk because
You know it's biodegradable
Never ever playa hatable
They ain't gotta give it up to da Poo
And say "way to go"

Loodie Poo da Pimp is a nigga name
Fortified with yeast, rising high to fame
Professional pimp in the rain
When this pimpin' came
Ain't shame in the Loodie Poo da Pimp game
His hoes have never been too hard to tame
Loodie Poo da Pimp ain't lame nah

I'm Loodie Poo da Pimp, AKA "C PooPoo Man
Junior"
Look up, I put my foot off in your petunias
Water your grass, wax that ass
Go upside your
Head like cheap spread on stale bread, bitch
Now I dare you to flinch, don't twitch
Don't do shit but make your behind twitch
Keep back feet on your motion, bitch
Your ass gonna have to cover you
Whatever you used to do
Or do what you used to
Can't nobody do what you do
Better than you do
And don't nobody value a spread
Like your boo boo
It's like ubiquity in the spirit of doo doo
And yea, yea, "you don't like
It" you tell them, you know who do?
The very trip you clip before they ask who
And at the Apollo, one night
Nobody booed you
And you could do right and do
What I just Loodie Poo'd you

Loodie Poo da Pimp is a nigga name
Fortified with yeast, rising high to fame
Professional pimp in the rain
When this pimpin' came
Ain't shame in the Loodie Poo da Pimp game
His hoes have never been too hard to tame
Loodie Poo da Pimp ain't lame nah

Ahhhhhh, ahhhhhhh, ah ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh, ahhhhhhh, ah ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh
Ahhh
O-o-o-oooooh oooooh, oooh ooooooh oooooh
O-o-o-oooooh oooooh, oooh ooooooh oooooh

Do you heard?
(What does a pimp ask the world of
You? What are you gonna do?) do you heard?
(For the pimp, a would deserve a trick
And his dividends will
Your knees bend again? Do you ho?)