Patto - Sausages lyrics

I think I'll set fire to my hotel bedroom
Just to prove that I can set
Fire to my hotel bedroom
And then I'll throw all my
Furniture out of the window
Just to show that I can throw all
My furniture out of the window, yeah

I ain't gonna climb no banana tree
Hold out to get my head pulled off
I don't expect anybody to stand on me
When I'm swirling round the world
And I'm feeling so good with a stomach
Full of grey meat from the aeroplane
Aeroplane don't cry cos it's all in vain
Excuse me while I go insane
While I go insane i think I'll
Think I'll put on slinking gym
Costumes to kill the sunrise
Just to show that I
Know something about chemistry, how to mate
What the number four is and then I'll
Assassinate the room service kitchen maid
Just to show what a drunken man will
Do if he does not get paid

Well I can flood the basement or
Set fire to the hotel
And cause a new mountain of garbage
I don't expect nobody to stand on me
When I'm swirling round the world
And I'm feeling so good with a stomach
Full of grey meat from the aeroplane, oh yeah
Don't cry cos it's all in vain
Excuse me while I go insane
While I go insane

Think I'll sell my story to
The sitting nature woman
Just to show that I wouldn't stoop
Too low to corrupt the youth
And then I'll go down to the
Lobby and hang myself dead
Just to show that I would
Rather die than lose, oh this bread

I didn't tell the LA police
That everybody was smoking coke
I don't expect nobody to stand on me
When I'm swirling round the world
Feeling so good with a stomach
Full of grey meat from the aeroplane
Don't cry cos it's all in vain
Excuse me while I go insane
While I go insane