Pet Shop Boys - Tall Thin Man lyrics

I’m not one of those
Tall thin men who like show tunes
I’m not that twee carousel is
- Les Mis as well is - living hell for me

’Cause, I’m not one of those
Tall thin men who likes show tunes
On the West End stage ute Lemper
Puts me in a temper
And so does Elaine flaming Paige
I would rather go clubbing
Than sit through for Phantom or Cats
They’re so sad i get mad
And never ever wanna listen to Madonna
Singing "Don’t cry for me, Argentina"
Gimme "Get into the groove"
Some house or garage a banging barrage
Of mixing to make me move

’Cause, I’m the type of a tall
Thin man who likes no tunes
When I get on one and in a coma
Oklahoma! Is still too bloody long
I would pay a fine not to stand in line
Just to see Miss Saigon