PhemieC, Kitty cookie gacha - Creeper Story lyrics

(im sorry in advance)
Im a noob and i live in a cave
I aim my bow i shoot from the inventory
And i hav ea minecraft gf
Let's not talk about it
She said grab your pickaxe
Let's have some fun

Share w me your perigrees i
Have responsibilities i cannot run i do
Not wish the death of any living noob
I might be a gamer but one day i shall be op
And put an end to slaughter
But until then im keen
On staking claim to land and
Sea and everygame between
I played a game with 11 noobs who
Told me not to kill creepers

But when have noobs ever helped me yet
And minecraft isnt real
And anyway it doesnt matter cuz no
Matter where i spawn it would
Not help me deflect the angry
Death of every hardcore world
That i might be a miner or
A fighter that im not

In someones hardcore world or seed
I could be caught
But im to bitter, better off alone
Guess i forgot
So what do you want me to say? Sorry?
Should i apologize when you explode me?
I didn't ask to be op or to be lonely,
Or to be hatched into a creeper story
(oh my god)