Phineas and Ferb - Mid-Life Crisis lyrics

Allow me to explain in song!

All my friends have spray-on tans
And they're gettin' back together with
Their old rock bands
Guess their bland old lives are
Now filled with spices
They're havin' a mid-life crisis!
They're all gettin' sports cars
And new toupees
And borrowing against their IRAs
I've always had more than my share of vices
But, I never had a mid-life crisis

I'm sick and tired of bein' out of the game
Everyone's so discontent
I wish I felt the same
It's not like my life has
Been a total delight, but
Something must be wrong
'cause I feel alright!

Kazoo solo!

But now with my inator, I can be the same
My crisis will put all other crises to shame
But, I'm tellin' ya now
That it's gonna be twice as good as any
Big gut suckin', sports car buyin'
Self-deludin', comb-over tryin'
Skinny jean-wearin', wrinkle denyin'
Bucket listin', grey hair dyin'
Existential mid-life crisis!