Phineas and Ferb, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - There's A Platypus Controlling Me lyrics

Dad? Oh, hi, Vanessa!
Dad, what are you doing?

Well, I'll be honest
I don't really understand
But, I fell down this hill and
I got glue on my hands
Now I got records on my fingers (Whaaaat?)
Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop (Don't stop)
I can't stop

I got a platypus controlling me (WHAAAAT?)
I got a platypus controlling me

Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
(Strange set of circumstances?)
I fell down the hill
I got glue on my hands now
I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
(Don't stop, don't stop)
Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me
He's underneath the table
(There's a platypus controlling him WHAAAT?)

Oh, I get it
Platypus is a metaphor for whatever
Is keeping you down
Like, corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
My teacher is a panda society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda

Yeah, we all got a platypus controlling us
(No, just me)
We all got a platypus controlling us
(I'd stop if I was able)
We all got a platypus controlling us
(I'm not speaking metaphorically)

The platypus controlling me is
Underneath the table oh wait, no, he's gone!
Hey! There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me!