POL1Z1STENS0HN a.k.a. Jan Böhmermann - Be Deutsch lyrics

Remember, remember the 9th of November
Broken glass, fire and plot
I know of no reason why our very own treason
Should ever be forgot

Wake up, Deutschland, sleeping beauty
Can you hear your call of duty?
The world has gone completely nuts
That's why we're back to help, mein Schatz
Achtung, germans on the rise
But this time we are fucking nice

Authoritarian nationalist dorks
So tough with your torches and pitchforks
You are not the people, you are the past
The true germans come for
You! Better run fast
Ten million bicycle helmets in sight
Jack Wolfskin jackets marching
Through the night
Birkenstocks stomp the ground
Munching Kebab and Müsli
Earth-shattering sound

Guten Tag, the true germans are here
We are xenophobic's biggest fear
You call for strong leaders
For fences and walls
But being like us takes bigger balls
Cause we are

Deutsch – nice, deutsch – liberal
Deutsch – compassionate
Deutsch – considerate
Deutsch – reasonable, deutsch – social
Deutsch – temperate, deutsch – peaceful
(Deutsch)
Say it clear (deutsch) say it loud
(Deutsch)
We are proud of (deutsch) not being proud
(Deutsch)
We are here to (deutsch) remind you
(Deutsch) , That we have once
Been stupid (deutsch) , too

Maniacs with wicked hair
Ja, ja, ja, we have already been there
Trust our teutonic expertise
We know where assholery leads
You have an election to vote for the best
But we see it more like an IQ-test
(You failed)
We've learned our lesson so take our advice
Hold together, try to be nice and

Deutsch – open, deutsch – multi-cultural
Deutsch – modest
Deutsch – help the weak and poor
Deutsch – neighbours, deutsch – tolerant
Deutsch – Grundgesetz, deutsch – Dosenpfand
(Deutsch)
Say it clear (deutsch) say it loud
(Deutsch)
We are proud of (deutsch) not being proud
(Deutsch)
Human dignity is (deutsch) unimpeachable
(Deutsch) , you will learn
If even (deutsch) we were teachable

We are no longer murderous vandals be nice
Or we'll come for you in socks and sandals
Reserving your sun loungers with our towels
Vegan sausage in our bowls
Hey, you dickheads
Take a good look at these legal citizens of
The Bundesrepublik Deutschland in
The year 2016
It's perfectly legal for them to do whatever
The fuck they want to do
You stupid shit for brains
And do you want to know why, fuckface?
Because they're fucking human beings
Like you and everyone else
Have you ever heard of
The categorical imperative, asshole?
Read Kant, cunt he also was

Deutsch – enlightened, deutsch – responsible
Deutsch – we cycle, deutsch – and recycle
Deutsch – Weltmeister, deutsch – forgiving
Deutsch – Weizenbier, deutsch – never forget
Deutsch – Fahrvergnügen
Deutsch – freedom of speech
Deutsch – European, deutsch – unity
Deutsch – Fanta, deutsch – diversity
Deutsch – selfless, deutsch – we are germany
(deutsch)

Not you, we! Ha ha ha ha ha