Psychopathic Records - Hatchet House lyrics

It's Christmas! Have a jolly one!
Hanukkah! Kwanzaa!
Get fucked up with your people!
Bitch! Holidays!
Santa Claus shovin' his fat ass
Down your chimney! Woo!

A time for love and revenge



Got my pants around my ankles
Butt naked under mistletoe

Sippin' that nog with gin and cherry

With the red trim tie and
Matchin' laces and the sneaks

He tried to tittyfuck my sister
While she's wearin' a bra

Tryin' to pay the bills
They come barrelin' in



Happy holidays is easy to say
When there's no hills of bills
Stacked all in your way, it's okay
We ridin', we smokin', we chokin' 'round
Provokin' (It's okay)
We drinkin' and thinkin' how I'm
Glad that we're broken (It's okay)

Bouncin' they big titties all
Over his red nose

And rob little kiddies of they goodies




I seen Madrox finger bangin' Miss Claus

With the black candles
Fine china 'cause we tryin' to floss
I'm celebratin' the holidays
With twinkle lights


In a pair of tight skids
With my dick outlined

'Cause we crackin' city gin
In the hatchet house

Happy holidays is easy to say
When there's no hills of bills
Stacked all in your way, it's okay
We ridin', we smokin', we chokin' 'round
Provokin' (It's okay)
We drinkin' and thinkin' how I'm
Glad that we're broken (It's okay)


All up in his nose
Doin' nummies on his gummies
Got his whole face froze

I'm stuffin' gingerbread cookies in
Her wicked-ass face



And it looks like a Christmas
Bulb without a doubt


Canes for your bush
It's Christmas time in the murder one city




From behind the frosty windows
Of the hatchet house

Happy holidays is easy to say
When there's no hills of bills
Stacked all in your way, it's okay
We ridin', we smokin', we chokin' 'round
Provokin' (It's okay)
We drinkin' and thinkin' how I'm
Glad that we're broken (It's okay)

We ridin', we smokin', we chokin' 'round
Provokin'
We drinkin' and thinkin' how I'm
Glad that we're broken (It's okay)
(Happy holidays) We ridin', we
Smokin', we chokin' 'round, provokin'
We drinkin' and thinkin' how I'm
Glad that we're broken

(Christmas) Happy holidays is easy to say
When there's no hills of bills
Stacked all in your way, it's okay
(My shank) We ridin', we smokin'
We chokin' 'round, provokin' (It's okay)
We drinkin' and thinkin'
(In Canada, it's)
How I'm glad that we're broken (Woo hoo)
Happy holidays is easy to say
(It's Christmas)
When there's no hills of bills
Stacked all in your way it's okay ()
We ridin', we smokin'
We chokin' 'round, provokin'
(It's okay, Holidays)
We drinkin' and thinkin'
How I'm glad that we're broken
(Fruitcake, It's okay)