Psychostick - That Guy lyrics

That Guy: Hey, you're "Beer Is Good", right?
Rob: Heh well, actually, my name is Rob-
That Guy: Hell yeah
Beer is good man! I love that there
Beer song, but- Hey! Come on
Man, sing it for me, right now!
Rob: What? N no, not here iI
That Guy: Oh, come on man! Come on
Sing it for me! You know the words! "Beer is
Good, beer is good, beer is good!"
Rob: and stuff that Guy: Whoo! yeah! Hell
Yeah, beer is good
Man! Hey man, I'll tell you what
I'm a bit of a beer connoisseur myself!
What kind of beers you like?
Rob: Well, um, I like imports uh
Darker beers like Killian's, Newcastle
Guinness- that Guy: Well, I ain't never done
Heard of any of those beers, but I tell you
That, I really like the, uh, Natty Light
The Keystone, the, uh, Milwaukee's Best say
You ever heard of PBR? Rob: yeah, I have
That Guy: yeah, man, I dunno
What it stands 'fer, i just know that
That's what I've always called it but
I tell you, this one time, i
Was drinkin' some of that there
PBR while cuttin' the lawn, and there was
This damn tree I kept runnin' over
With the damn tractor! Well
That damn tractor kept stallin' on me but
I didn't see a dent on
It 'course on the count that I was
So drunk so the next time it
Went out on me, I stuck my
Hand up in that sum'bitch anyways
And before I knew it -
WHAM! I lost my damn fingers! Well
I was so drunk and frunk
From drinkin' nothing but
The damn PBR, so I just kept mowin' that
Damn tree trunk 'Bout twenty minutes later
This guy came up