Quadeca - Falcão vs van Persie Rap Battle lyrics

We're both strikers on Man United
But guess who’s better?
His name starts with an F
And O is the last letter
I bash headers, a fast leopard
You're a bad center
When's the last time you won
A trophy? Oh yeah, that’s never
Ever happened, you lack spice, lack pepper
Can't attack for crap, run a lap
Track backpedaler you're an arsenal traitor
We'd be better off with a flat Bendtner
I hate to rain on your parade
But I've got some bad weather

My name is van Persie
It's an honor to wear my jersey
You're bad and you can't score
’cause your vision seems blurry
Or maybe the problem’s that
You're two feet tall before you talk to me
Learn how to shoot the ball
During the World Cup, I was obviously better
While you were sitting there injured
Did you see my diving header?
My dribbling is magic, your passing is tragic
Your team doesn’t want you, haha
That's classic

I've been in Team of the Years
Voted the world's best striker
You deserve to be discarded
Ask KSI’s subscribers
Yeah, it's evident I'm better than you
I'm like the president
The header is the only thing
You've done for the Netherlands
Remember when Bendtner scored more
In Euro 2012? You're only on Man U for
The money and the wealth
Yeah, you're bad, that's the truth
It's pretty obvious
Go back to Arsenal 'cause
Nobody's ever topping this

Oh wait, I'm sorry
I can't hear you from down there
You look like a girl
Did you look at your long hair?
I was lookin' at your card and
You have no good features
How's it watching me play while
You're sitting in the bleachers?
Wait, I have a question: did
I hurt your feelings?
Are you standing up? 'Cause your
Height looks like you're kneelin'
I have an idea: spend some time playin' FIFA
Maybe you'll learn to score
Instead of eatin' tortillas