Redman - Jersey Yo! lyrics

Yo yo yo once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ha ha, I damn near had to wreck a ho
Yo, I knocked on her door, "Who is it?"
Ha ha, it's Funk Doc here to pay
A little visit to ya
I heard them niggas in The
Bricks get smoked a lot
I heard them niggas out in
Brooklyn get smoked a lot
I heard them niggas all Uptown
Get smoked a lot i heard them niggas out in
Queens get smoked a lot

Yo, yo yo i smoke your buddha to the last
Drop like I was Maxwell
If blunts came in degrees
Call me a blackbelt i'm worldwide chinky
Who dub with chrome inky
Chicken ridin' shottie and she
Boost all her dickie
This is your brain, this is my tape on drugs
If your lame ass can't feel it
Then your cord unplugged
PPP smoked your weed, ain't nobody around
You just got clowned for a whole
Half a pound, check it out, now
I do a lot of stupid shit when I be smokin'
One time I left my truck
Runnin' in Brooklyn wide open
I forget who I call, ask for Nia
(R - "Hello, can I talk to Nia?")
And it's Tonya (G - "NIA?!", R - "Oh shit!")
Click over
(R - "Whassup bitch?" "Oh, hi momma!")
Yo, when I'm on stage rhymin I
Forget what state that I'm in
The bitches numbers I lost
My baby mama find em
I played the lottery, forty million that day
I probably won the motherfucker but
I forgot that I played! Yo yo yo
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ha ha, I damn near had to wreck a ho
Yo, I knocked on her door, "Who is it?"
Hah, it's Funk Doc here to pay
A little visit to ya
I heard them niggas up in
Cali get smoked a lot
All them niggas in Atlanta get smoked a lot
I heard them niggas in Virginia
Get smoked a lot
I heard them niggas in Rhode
Island get smoked a lot

Aiyyo yo, yo when I get high I start
Throwin' water in the crowd
Battle MCs off the top, slaughterin' a child
Detroit call it Ganz, Miami call it Krip
No matter what you call it
It be peelin' back my shit!
Aiyyo Cali niggas got Bomb - that same Bomb
Made me forget my mama's birthday and
It's tattoed on my arm
I misplace my Lex keys everytime
I be zee'd up
I was caught puttin' Christmas trees up
And it was Easter!
Do y'all motherfuckers feel high tonight?
Knowin y'all niggas shouldn't drive tonight?
Yo, however the plan go
Close the Caravan door
So we can all die and get
High off of secondhand smoke
Brick City got the Pep
Empty out your Black N' Milds
Smokin the L with Doc
Earn frequent flyer miles
I flew around the planet with
My weed tucked in i need to go to EO rehab
And sign my stankin ass in!

Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ah hah, I damn near had to wreck a ho
Yo, I knocked on her door, "Who is it?"
Yo, it's Funk Doc here to pay
A little visit to ya
I heard them niggas in The
Bronx get smoked a lot
I heard them niggas up in
Yonkers get smoked a lot
I heard them niggas in Chi
Town get smoked a lot
I heard them niggas in Detroit
Get smoked a lot lot, lot, lot, lot
Yo, yo, yo, yo

Yo motherfucker
Don't fuck around in The Bricks motherfucker
Rats'll whoop your ass
Over there motherfucker
Nigga got so much Backyard Boogie over there
The seeds'll kill you motherfucker, yeah!
Chickenheads'll rob you over
There motherfucker sucker ass motherfucker
Get the fuck on out of here
Yo light that shit here!

(We gon' take you out
On W Fuck All Y'all radio)