Redman - Noorotic lyrics

Y'all motherfuckers buckle y'all
Motherfuckin seatbelts
If you need to get high
There's a mask and shit
In the overhead compartment
I can't tell y'all what the weather's
Like cuz my radio's fucked up
And if we should experience any
Type of motor difficulty don't panic
Take one more hit off the oxygen mask
Calmly put your hands between your legs
And kiss your black ass goodbye!

I'm swift like a motherfuckin
Gift for Christmas when I send my vapors
Off like Halls menthalyptus
My verbs and nouns shatter
Walls of underground let me be blunt: I like
Crackin brews with bitches
The ninety-four era I cause terror, whatEVER
Rainin on you punks with the funk
So get your umbrellas
My guns cruise, tennis shoes, what's happenin
I got clapped on
Now I'm the one doin the clappin
I'm Flexi Wit Da Tec
Like Artifacts make Memorex
Blow tape decks when I'm
More strapped than latex
Felt like menopause
I make niggas act like beatches
Yo yo that nigga Red be frontin -
With they ass full of stitches
Woo! I just don't give a fuck
I bite your whole nipple off
Sick like sickle-cell anemia
Travel around my curse universe
I'm droppin 987 degrees down to Red Alert
Droppin the slang
I'll bust your brains with the real shit
Come hit my blunt so I can make y'all feel it
Abuse niggas verbally so call DYFS
I'm a warrior, to the heart
But, I didn't kill Cyrus
Noorotic, my style format rocks the project
I get as ill as chief of police on narcotic
Give me a time and I'll free
Your mind and lick your funky emotions
To blow your veins up with funk overdosage
Now who's that nigga that
Got your crew bellin?
Not with guns with funk when I
Rock tracks like Van Halen

Fuck you, Redman! (Motherf-, fuck you)

I'm in the world, with Jacob's Ladder
I'm seein a lot of happy copycat
Rappers actin like they got asthma
They attackin me
They slowin they rhymes down actually
They got factories with little
Dolls named after me
But, it's no question my funk
Segment leave the whole atmosphere
Pregnant, I take advantage of niggas
Like I was molesterin
Newark New Jersey's what I represent
Iiiiiiiyiiiihhhhh my brain be zoned and I
Phoned home to ET's home
And to hook me up with stash
Spots to put my chrome in
Whattup to Prince Street
Avon Ave I roll a spliff with
Fat to be passed through
Bedrock and Diamond District
So what the fuck I got
Clapped on for my truck
Then I laughed cause fuck the cash
I just wanted my tape bag
Fantastic fabulous my shit is fat shit
The bomb like Elway throw
Bombs on John Madden
Fuck that, let's get to the
Point, my shit's the joint, i roast
Motherfuckers from the East coast
To the West coast
To your breakfast toast (fuck it)
I got funk for days by the buckets
PPP packs a bunch of wild motherfuckers

Hold hold hold, wait wait wait wait
Let me school this bitch
Yo bitch my shit is tight, can any MC do this
"Whose pussy?" woman moans
"Whose pussy?" woman moans woman moans
"Whose pussy?" and come back on the mic?

I think not
My paper make pen leave nuff ink spots
On blocks where your punk ass
Still bustin off slingshots
Talkin shit about me when
I'm drivin by slowly
Sayin I'm this and that when half
Y'all punks don't even know me
Now just for that I let your girl
Suck my dick from the back
And let your moms give me
Cornrows on my crack
Because I'm nasty like that