Redman - We Got da Satellite Van! lyrics

Ladies and gentleman we'll be landing
In about 20 minutes
Descending into Kennedy Airport
The time is 5: 20 am and were
A little bit early this evening
The weather in New York is 55 degrees
And there is a light rain falling
Thank you so much for flying with us
I hope you had a pleasant flight We'll be
Coming around and collecting your
Blankets and headphones
So please, fasten your seat belts
And store your carry on luggage in
The seat beneath your ass

Sir, can you please
Fasten your seatbelt were
Preparing for landing?
Aight, I'm a do it right now I
Just gotta get something out this bag
Sir, can you please
Put your seat in the upright position
And store your tray table away?
Alright, hold on I told you I'm a
Do it right in one minute
I just got to get something out this bag
Sir, can you please, turn off that Walkman
I've been telling you this entire flight
It's against federal regulations to
Use a walk hold on, hold on, hold on
I ain't trying to hear that
Listen I told you I was going
To do it in one minute
Your starting to get on my fucking nerves
Get the fuck outta here, aight

Sir is there a problem?
Yeah there's a problem
Do I have to alert the captain?
Yeah, alert your captain this
Get the fuck over here
Come here take me to the fucking captain

Who's in charge here?
I am, I said who's in charge here?
Uh, you are alright then
Now turn this motherfucker around

Is this shit on? Ladies and gentlemen
This is your captain speaking
This is a mother-fucking stickup
We'll be cruising at an altitude of 30
000 feet i want your wallet, your cash
Your jewels, your rings, baby rings
Motherfucking shoes, sneakers, socks
I want the credit cards, the welfare cards
I even want your fucking freaking flyer mouse

I'm telling you the first
Motherfucker to move
Is gonna catch this motherfucker
Now send the bag around, thank you
Motherfucker didn't I say don't move