Redrama - Today just ain't the day lyrics

C'mon pass me the bottle
I see green lights only
Hit the gas not the throttle
Drizzy sipping be a hard act to follow
Two days I don't need
Is yesterday and tomorrow
Leave your problems
Your stress and your struggle behind
Don't you know that tonight is
A one of a kind i guess today wasn't the day
For Drizzy to grow up
Call me Sponge Bob way this
Liquor get soaked up
To drag me away you gone need you a tow truck
That be the same day the
Police get a warm hug
Woman, c'mon take a sip of that
Then let's play a game of
"where Drizzy zipper at?"
If there's beginners in the house
Then somebody warn them
'cause the weekend don't stop
'til Monday morning
It's a more good fucking day to be alive
See me howling at the moon
Wearing a sheep's disguise

So stop being a slob and get a real job
(I know I know) today just ain't the day now
Make your neck jerk if you skipped
Work today then say it loud
Today just ain't the day now
Start thinking, stop the damn drinking
(I know but) today just ain't the day now
It ain't the time, it ain't the place and uuh
Today just ain't the day now

I walk what I talk i smoke what I want
I poke what I poke, regardless, man
It's 4 o'clock
So my folks is outdoors and now we
Looking for an after party to crash

Let's get one thing straight
I'm only 168 and I'm drunk shitfaced
But, I don't care what you snort
Or pop or puff now
Lay a hand on my family and
Get knocked the fuck out
I most definitely will do something stupid
But got the best excuse, man: I'm only human
I ain't gon' regret shit when
They close my coffin
I'm king of the world, man
My throne's a park bench

So stop being a slob and get a real job
(Come on) today just ain't the day now
You telling me I should worry
'bout that dude over there, huh?
(What) today just ain't the day now
Start thinking, stop the damn drinking
(yeah I know but)
Today just ain't the day now
It ain't the time, it ain't the place and uuh
Today just ain't the day now

Don't worry 'bout that thing, mañana man
Time to get your hands up high
And say: I love this
Shit too much to stop and
I'ma live while I'm alive
That girl nice from far, but
She far from nice
But, I ain't gonna go home alone
Now I'm a young boy trapped in a grown man's
Body and that's just the way it goes

I'ma drink 'til every girl
Got a tremendous ass
Only problem my cash's short
Like my attention spam (Red, what you doing
That bottle's expensive)
Well, good thing I got
Tomorrow's winning lottery ticket

So stop being a slob and get a real job
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Today just ain't the day now
Please man, stop thinking with your penis
(it's hard man) today just ain't the day now
Start thinking, stop the damn drinking
Today just ain't the day now
It ain't the time, it ain't the place and uuh
Today just ain't the day now

Lil Drizzy made a drinking anthem
(ha, come on, ya)
Tonight anything could happen