Richard Cheese - Christmas In Las Vegas 2013 lyrics

Christmas in Las Vegas
Decorate your tree with chips
Let's roll a yo beneath the mistletoe
While that angel strips
Rudolph sold the sled
Now he's betting on red
In a casino made out of gingerbread
Christmas in Las Vegas it's a trip!

The wise men are rolling sevens
The elves are doubling down
Light a candle, and pull the handle
I love that jinglin' sound
Every showgirl and boy ride in
A sleigh of joy pulled by eight tiny tigers
Eating Siegfried and Roy
Christmas in Las Vegas what a town!

Santa brought me two aces
I wonder if I should split?
Hey waitress, bring me a drink, while I think
What would Jesus hit?

The strip lights are all twinkling
There's no room at the inn
But because 'tis the season
They'll comp a suite for Mary at the Wynn!
Christmas in Las Vegas
It's Bethlehem with Bling!

Let's hope the dealer brings
Four newborn kings
'Cause my baby needs a brand new pair of five
Golden rings Christmas in Las
Vegas really swings! Cha cha cha ching
I said Christmas in Las Vegas really swings!
(Yo, yo, yo) you said it Santa, Merry
Christmas everybody! Thank you, good night!