Richard Cheese - Drink to Hawaii lyrics

I've been thirsting for an island vacation
But, I can't afford the airline reservation
So I'll use my imagination
To make the trip come true
I'll take a sip or two of tropical libation

I'll take a Chi Chi, to Waikiki
And a Zombie, to Ka'anapaali
I'll use a Mai Tai, to get to Kauai
I'll ride a Hurricane, to Lanikai
I'll drink a Lava Flow and dream of old Hilo
Make it a Blue Hawaiian
'Cause, I'm not in Waimanalo

Oh, yes
I guess that I'll just drink to Hawaii
And taste paradise on my lips
Oh well, I think I'll have to drink to Hawaii
Since I can't afford the trips

I'll fly a Pina Colada, to Ala Moana
And a Bahama Mama, to Ka'a'awa
A Planters Punch, to Hanauma Bay
I'll go with Dr funk, to the Hana Highway

Thanks to a Scorpion Bowl
I'll see the Halona Blow Hole
And with a Pineapple Passion
I'll meet a gal from Dole

Oh, yes
I guess that I'll just drink to Hawaii
And taste paradise on my lips
I think I'll have to drink to Hawaii
Since I can't afford the trips

To Kapalua there's a Puka Puka carrying me
I'll climb Diamond Head with a Daiquiri
I'll sail a Navy Grog to Pearl City
I'll take a Lychee Martini
To my Molokini wahine
Oh, yes, I guess I'll have to drink to Hawaii
And taste paradise on my lips
I say let's all drink to Hawaii
Since we can't afford the trips
Oh, no I can't afford the trips
Since I can't afford the trips
I'll drink to Hawaii