Richard Cheese - Loser lyrics

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm
Out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flaming with the loser
In the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches
Sleep on the love-seat

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double barrel buckshot) soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

Someone came in saying I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a
Stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and
A maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Saving all your food stamps and
Burning down the trailer park yo, cut it

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double barrel buckshot) soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
Kill me, baby!

Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz!
Drive-by body pierce!
Break it to Joyce, baby!
Yo, bring it on down soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you) soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?