Richard Cheese - Nooooo lyrics

Is Luke Skywalker here? Because he's
Not on the poster
Anyway, you know he has his own theme song
But not a lot of people know
There are lyrics to it bobby?

Luke Skywalker is standing
On the hill looking at those two setting suns
He wants to transmit his
Application to the Academy
But his uncle is cranky and won't let him
Oh, no Luke! Look out it's Darth Vader! No!

Here comes Darth Vader
He's really really bad!
He can choke you from across the
Room and also he's your dad!
He's wearing black and his lightsaber is red!
And underneath that helmet is
A really freaky head!

Have you seen his head? I saw pictures on
TMZ, so pale! Darth, four words: spray tan
Spray tan!
That guy is so white he's got a Trump
Bumper sticker on his
Imperial Star Destroyer! Thank you
Ow, Star Wars, those near and far wars!
Alright, I need a drink