Richard Cheese - Perfect Situation lyrics

What's the deal with my brain?
Why am I so obviously insane?
In a perfect situation
I let love down the drain
There's the pitch, slow and straight
All I have to do is swing
And I'm a hero, but I'm a zero

Hungry nights, once again
Now it's getting unbelievable
Cause, I could not have it better
But, I just can't get no play
From the girls, all around
As they search the night for
Someone to hold onto and I just pass through
Singing ohhhh oh ohhhh oh ohhhhh
Singing ohhhh oh ohhhh oh ohhhhh

Get your hands off the girl
Can't you see that she belongs to me?
And I don't appreciate this excess company
Though I can't satisfy all the needs she has
And so she starts to wander
Can you blame her?
Singing ohhhh oh ohhhh oh ohhhhh
Singing ohhhh oh ohhhh oh ohhhhh

Tell me there's a logic out there
Leading me to better prepare
For the day that something
Really special might come
Tell me there's some hope for me
I don't wanna be lonely
For the rest of my days on the earth oh!
Singing ohhhh oh ohhhh oh ohhhhh
Singing ohhhh oh ohhhh oh ohhhhh
Singing ohhhhhhh