Richard Cheese - Smoke Two Joints lyrics

I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel all right
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

My daddy always told me, "son
You be hard working man"
My ma ma mama always told me "son
You do the best you can"
But then one day I met a man
Who came to me and said:
"Hard work good and hard work fine
But first, take care of head!"
So I smoke two joints when I get up
In the limo, I smoke two joints
I smoke a couple joints when
I play video games
And at every ten thousand points
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more yeah!

I smoke two joints in the AM
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the evening
It makes me feel all right
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more!