Robyn Hitchcock - It's a Mystic Trip lyrics

Judith, come and get your apples
Don't expect not to be scratched
Let them ferment in your hotbed
Looks to me like your pilchards've hatched

You said "Hey hey hey hey it's a mystic trip
" "Hey hey hey hey why don't you try it?"

Trevor, come and shave your playmates
The bells are slowing down
The sacrifice is due if you had to take the
Choice between a single
Line and thin line and a wrinkled thing and
Uh but you wouldn't know which part of
The body really suit's you?
Hey hey hey hey it's a mystic trip
Hey hey hey hey why don't you try it?

Janice, don't go and squat in the nettles
Last week three people came in to be
Dignified and they all got stung
Lucy put a bean in her nostril
And Mr watkins said "Well
Where there's a barrel, there's a bung!"

Hey hey hey hey it's a mystic trip
Hey hey hey hey why don't you try it?
Hey hey hey hey it's a mystic trip
Hey hey hey hey why don't you try it?
Try it? Try it?