Rucka Rucka Ali - 1 Up lyrics

Here comes a motherfuckin' goomba

Here to steal your hoe
When you find that bitch
She'll be pregnant fo show

Sliding through crack pipes
Jumping over shells
Just another motherfuckin' day in hell

I'm a dago, So pin a can of vago
Munchin magic mushrooms makes my day go
Better when a letter from the princess says
Help Me!

And then a nigga's gone bust some heads
I jump on em' SPLAT!
And I crush them bitches

My grumpy ass brother, Luigi, wishes
He could be like me, He'll never be like me
Cause I'm a P-IM-P

I got 1 Up on you, So bitch fuck your crew
I got the flower power, Fire ball
Bust you in two

I got the rape cape flying
To escape real smooth
And all my haters can taste this goo

I got 1 up, Wassup yeah, I got it made
I got 99 lives and a bitch to save
And all you bitch maid suckers
Wanna fuck with me
I jump on you and stomp your face

Mario Lopez, cut my grass

Little android man with scissors on his dome
Never trust an android, cause I got a iPhone
Turtle with the wings
Thinking we could play some games
Got a couple skinny turtles
Tossin' round a boomerang

The plant with the teeth, living on a vine
With no mind, and no conscious
He eats what he could find

And them ghosty ass niggas seem
To be deaf and blind
Till you turn your back on em'
They creep up from behind
Nevermind the baby goombas
I killed before they lived
Spilled their blood cold blooded
I could never be forgived by
The turtle that I murdered
The one I took this cape from
What is it inside of me
I'm trying to escape from?

Running to the right
I'm always running to the right
This endless cycle of excitement that I
Like to call a life
And when I die I try again
Pretending this time will be different
I'm addicted
It's something I can never fight

I got 1 Up on you, So bitch fuck your crew
I got the flower power, Fire ball
Bust you in two

I got the rape cape flying
To escape real smooth
And all my haters can taste this goo

I got 1 up, Wassup yeah, I got it made
I got 99 lives and a bitch to save
And all you bitch maid suckers
Wanna fuck with me
I jump on you and stomp your face

I got 1 up on you punk ass, broke ass
Dirty dog good for nothing motherfucker
Suck a dick hoe so, come on some real game
And get on my level i'm in a secret world
But I'm from the ghetto

Who took my bitch now, I'm joke, a trick, ow
I run this shit now, you ain't
You ain't shit

I got 1 Up on you, So bitch fuck your crew
I got the flower power, Fire ball
Bust you in two

I got the rape cape flying
To escape real smooth
And all my haters can taste this goo

I got 1 up, Wassup yeah, I got it made
I got 99 lives and a bitch to save
And all you bitch maid suckers
Wanna fuck with me
I jump on you and stomp your face

You know what I'm saying
It's like every time we deal
With the same bullshit
Bitch says she got kidnapped
Now I gotta go kill
A thousand fuckin' turtles
Them niggas endangered man
Bitch says she loves animals
How you gon deal with this shit hoe?

Next time I gotta come find you, I
Best be gettin up in that ass, hoe