Rucka Rucka Ali - Al Qaedirection (parody of "Die Young" by Ke$ha) lyrics

"Attention, passengers
Please listen to an important message
By your flight's captain"

I'm a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn and I
Came here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly
Is down down down down down
Not gonna fly home home home home home
We're gonna die, bro bro bro bro bro
The one direction this airplane is
Gonna fly is down

One day, I met my friends in Londonistan
Harry Bols, Louis B gay, Niall Eleven
Liam Bitchtit's we started a group together
And called it "Al-Qaedirection"
The one direction this airplane is
Gonna fly is down

What's up, Chippy Chop?
I am Louis, I like caulk i am Zayn from Iraq
I run this shit i call the shots
You're all my hostages
This is a jihad (oh no)
If you cooperate I'll show you my nuts
(let's go)

I just heard X-Factor's tonight (yeah)
Winner gets flown to the United States
Then we could kill all of the whites (uh huh)
Put your pants on, this is our time

I'm a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn and I
Came here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly
Is down down down down down
Not gonna fly home home home home home
We're gonna die, bro bro bro bro bro
The one direction this airplane is
Gonna fly is down

"That was absolutely dreadful"
"Just quite possibly the worst thing I
Ever heard in my entire life"
You were saying? "That was fantastic"
"Pack your bags, boys
You're going to America"
The one direction this airplane is
Gonna fly is down

Oh gosh, this is posh
Where's the potty? I must wash
Are there no crumpets to nosh?
This what they call a teethbrush?
This shitty country did some terrible stuff
(you know)
It would be funny if we blow it all up
(for show)

The award show's starting tonight (yeah)
We'll perform and blow ourself
Up tonight and die
I'm not sure that I want to die (uh huh)
Russell Brand is the host? Oh, then alright

Next up, we've got Al-Qaedirection with
Their hit single
"I'm a Jihadi (Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dum) "

I'm a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn and I
Came here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The one direction this airplane is
Gonna fly is down
I'm a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn and I
Came here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The one direction this airplane is
Gonna fly is down

Well, that is my story, bro
(Not gonna fly home)
A story of life, friendship and jihad
(We're gonna die bro)
Now I'm in paradise with Uncle
Osama and 72 Directioners
The one direction this airplane is
Gonna fly is down