Rucka Rucka Ali - Because I'm White lyrics

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I was gonna steal a car but I'm white
I was gonna steal it and drive
Real far but I'm white
Now I gotta walk around and I know why
(why man?) yea heyy


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I was gonna break in your
House but I'm white
I was gonna take your TV and
Your couch but I'm white
Now I'm shoppin' at IKEA and I know why
(why man?) yea heyy


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I was gonna run from the cops but I'm white
I was gonna run when they told
Me to stop but I'm white
Now I got a jaywalkin' ticket and I know why
(why man?) yea heayy


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I was gonna smoke some crack but I'm white
(shit) i was gonna throw my life
Off track but I'm white
Now I gotta go to college and I know why
(why man?) yea heayy


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I was gonna shoot some thugs
(bam) but I'm white (wassup sucka?)
I was gonna kill them and take
They drugs but I'm white (yeah wassup?)
Now I'm payin' for their food
Stamps and I know why (why man?) yea heayy


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I was drink some Sprite but I'm white
A little malt liquor woulda also
Been tight but I'm white
Now I'm sippin' mocha lattes with soy
On the side, yea heyy


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I was gonna rob a bank but I'm white
Was gonna take the money bag and
Say thanks but I'm white
Now I gotta work on Wall
Street and I know why (why nigga?) yea heyy


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I got me a real good life 'cause I'm white
I got me a house, dog
Kids and wife 'cause I'm white
I could retire when I'm 40
And I'll know why (why man?) yea heyy


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I'm wrote this song of
Mine 'cause I'm white (I'm white)
They gonna call me racist
Online 'cause I'm white (That's racist)
And if a black guy my ass up I know why
(why man?) yea heyy


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Yo, man! You tried that new Greek yogurt?
That organic shit, it's good shit man
I can't wait to invite over
Them new neighbors man
Give 'em some kale chips
You know what I'm sayin'
That non dairy non-fat skim

Oh man, I just got that new Prius man
You see that shit?
Oh yeah, I was just at the proctologist, dawg
(wassat?) that's a doctor for your asshole
I been payin' into my 401k
Payin' my taxes and shit
Fuckin' IRS got me on audit
You catch them CMAs?

I got this new washin' machine too
High efficiency nigga!